Meet Ronald & Ellie (Dumb & Dumber?)

Things Ronald & Ellie Like to Do When Left Home Alone
1. Lick paws
2. Chew things made of fleece.
3. Knock down baby gates, manipulate bedroom doorknob and raid laundry hamper for Mom's clothes.
4. Drag said clothes down the stairs and deposit near front door.
5. Bark at passing dogs/joggers/strollers/birds/bikes/children on scooters/blowing leaves
6. Conspire to jump on top of kitchen table, steal pears out of fruit bowl, and consume before humans arrive home.
7. Sleep in the sun
8. Chew things made of fleece.