Welcome Costco

How I've been waiting for ye. I hear you are the "Target of Superclubs" and this makes my heart go pitter pat. You are sure to satisfy my stockpiling obsession of late. The very thought of buying toothpaste and green tea in bulk delights me to no end. Plus, I've heard that newborns go through 10 diapers a day. Hello Costco, welcome to our basement.

We've had Olympic Fever lately. Like the rest of America, we're exhausted because of it. Trampoline? Olympic Sport? Tomorrow is date night, but it is also the finals of beach volleyball. We've even been caring about Apple Pie sweet Shawn Johnson and her Ice Princess Natsia (?) Lukin. Geez! But note to my future daughter: Just because the gymnasts of the 2008 Olympics are wearing scrunchies, does NOT mean that this is acceptable fashion. Never, ever, ever wear a scrunchie, dear daughter. And you can forget about the blue glitter eye make-up, missy!